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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.




































Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.-Groucho Marx

The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.-Michael Friedman

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.-Aldous Huxley

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